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Is a cute cool girl! You are very good in sports and school of are Called ouni! She is very sweet and kind to other, she is super cool
If you call ouni of if you are ouni
by Qwerty16372 June 02, 2020
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Very kind and cool word! If you cal ouni you are a very good girl! You are good in school en sports! Very nice and pretty!
You can use it if you are ouni
by Qwerty16372 June 02, 2020
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She is a bitch

Also have no friends

And also think she is funny
look at her its ouni
Ieuw there is ouni
by Ouni April 12, 2020
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She is a bitch and dangerous

Also have no friend
And also not pretty
(Random person 1) Look its ouni
(Random person 2) Ieuw there is ouni
by Ouni April 12, 2020
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