Oi. Dis BOI. Is DA BeSt Internet friend I've ever had and I instantly feel happiness whenever I get a notification from him. Just wanna say Oswin, you're great. Yes you can make people cry. But we're all just gonna be friends the next day anyway. That's what always happens. Yes, it kinda hurts for a split second when you tell me to shut up but I realise that I'm an insensitive bitch.

This BOI is great and he's just great. Pls get this up quickly!

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.