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Oswego, M.T
Valley county, Ft. peck Rez.
Located along U.S 2 and Injun highway

Between Fraz and Dog town.

This village produces pretty stout people.

The toughest on the Hi-line.

It has one business a bar known as the Horseshoe.
There's a dump that get's alot of business

turd burglers from Dog town come out and sneak in some trash causing a ruckus with the Oswegans.

The Community Hall or

"O-dome" is used for pow-wows, weddings and bingo.

Oswego has been burnt down 3 time's

The most recent victim was the famous grain elevator
Known for spicy pigeons and a welcoming gaze

There is still a warm feeling as you pass by the foundation.

Attractions include racing the train, mooning Amtrack passengers other attractions are hawk sized mosquitoes, cows, deer fences and the 'Canal'. This state of the art swimming hole has not one, but two bridges

One is a foot bridge to jump
Olympians train here in the Montana summers. The bigger bridge is used to transport moonshine. Visitors from Fraz to
stab city come to crack a cold one with the boys.

Traffic is light occasional tractor or trains but that's the plus side to having an underpass only accessable in summer months do to flooding
This little town will someday be booming again maybe a security guard for the dumps, maybe a taller elevator hell maybe even another bridge.

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