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A person who is otherwise vegan, but is ok with consuming some bivalves (oysters, muscles, clams) under certain conditions.
by Sierra Thoreau December 27, 2017
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A vegan who finds an excuse for eating oysters by claiming oysters belong in the plant kingdom instead of the animal kingdom. Ostrovegans do not eat any meat or animal byproduct like milk, cheese, honey, etc. except for when it comes to oysters based on the idea that oysters probably do not feel pain.
Guy: These bivalves look delicious.
Girl: I thought you were vegan?
Guy: No worries, oysters are basically plants. I'm ostrovegan.
Girl: I thought you were vegan?
Guy: No worries, oysters are basically plants. I'm ostrovegan.
by lilspiker January 01, 2017
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A person who seeks the cachet of being vegan by misappropriating the term, but doesn't adhere to vegan principles and practices. A contradiction in terms, such as: a self-described celibate who sleeps only with blondes; a pacifist who kills only insert member of oppressed group; a virgin who's had sex only 10 times; or a Catholic who doesn't believe in the holy trinity, the resurrection, the virgin birth, communion, confession, papal decrees, the authority of the Pope, Jesus, or going to church.
by WoerdNoerd October 17, 2020