A kinky sex position in which two bridesmaids get with a best man. It involves lots of bending over, gentle spankings and stretching. Think of a combination of the yoga positions downward dog, plank and warrior. Lube is recommended, but all natural is good too.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.