Ossian is a man of strength. He's very intelligent and tough. He knows what is the right thing to do. He's very loyal to his family and friends. But if you try to fool Ossian he will brutally murder you. Ossian is very attractive and can get any girl he wants. He's great in relationships and would never cheat on you.
Ossian is a true man.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Ossian is a brutal viking warrior. He slays anything that comes in his way.

massive human being like 10"8 so big he lifts buses for a living. he is the definition of Hench

Ossian is very handsome and has a huge dick

Ossian has a huge PP the size of an elephant trunk, he crushes a thousand souls with his huge masculine PP every day. He also likes coffee

Ossian is a sexy vegan who likes fat girls.