Oshane is an amazing person. He is funny, adorable, smart, athletic and has an amazing personality.
Oshane annoys the people he loves and if you have an oshane in your life make sure you never lose him.
Oshane may be difficult at times but he will come around. Get yourself an oshane.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

To beat someone in Ping Pong 21-2 during a tournament match

An Asian Boy who has the BIGGEST DONG and will BANG your mum with his {SHLONG