Urban Dictionary: Oscar

when someone puts a warm hotdog on their crotch and then slaps someone in the face while they are asleep

Man someone oscar-slapped me once and I really thought it was their dick!

The act of receiving a tattoo while in a state of inebriation.

Check out the kanji character on that girl’s back. She sure did pull an Oscar.

by Szynal September 19, 2006

The slovenly sportswriter on the Odd Couple.

Oscar Madison is a more likable character than Felix Unger.

by David Langlais April 09, 2013

by ZXYKR January 10, 2018

English variation of golf's abbreviation "OB," but carries the same meaning

Ralph: I completely sliced that shot into the woods.
Romeo: Oh, that's Oscar Brown.

by M.M. Kuhmstein February 12, 2005

(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night

Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.

by Kurt Chapman January 30, 2008

You lookin for a hot boy? Girl i got that fire, holla at a nigga if u want that oscar meyer!!!!!!!

by DALLAS CHICK 2004 March 10, 2004