A big hitting DH for the Boston Red Sox, who hits homers with a ration of about 1:6!!!!!!!!!!

a mexican american MMA fighter with cool attitude and killer KO´s

A person who comes into a room and has to announce their presence by yelling or making some weird animal noises from a cat in heat to a donkey that was fatally stabbed

The aromatic combination of Lysol and ass, usually found in a recently occupied restroom facility.

A guy who is a little short. Usually has nice curly hair. He is funny if you understand his humor, if not you might just think he is an asshole. He picks on his sister all the time but it is out of love. Kevin Ortiz is a good friend to have. You can count on him to put a smile on your face.

confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.

The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.