orting, is.....
a small town about 90/100 minutes away from seattle (depending on traffic) its pop. is about last time i saw, 4,600 people. some may say its racist but i dont think so. the land once was occupided by framers that explans the very good local food :) over all it is a awsome place to hang out with friends.
good things about orting...

1. good local food (mcdonalds also!!)
2. housing develements close to town good for quick trips to town or hang with friends
3. ya thats it :/
bad things about orting...

1. boring as hell
2. horrible elementry school
3. horrible children/kids/teens peoples
hey ortings ok, they have a mcdonalds." "ya but its as boring as hell!!!!
by P Y T April 06, 2011
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1. The Ort part of a Skort (Skirt + shorts)
2. Sexy (You look ortful)
3. Ugly (You look ortful)
4. Shopping (I went orting the other day for this...)
5. Skiing (I went orting the other day...)
6. Something one contains within themselves that others desire; can be sexual (I want your ort)
Ok, so I went orting the other day and I saw this guy who looked totally ortful, but he was mackin' on this girl who was totally ortful, and I was like, "whatever, he wants my ort."
by Swirl April 10, 2004
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Male or Transvestite that enjoys double penetration sex (i.e. giving anal sex while also receiving it)
by Deuce Bagger May 17, 2009
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Whatever the hell your neighbour is cooking.
Man, I hate going into apartment buildings. It smells like ort!
by Zhyre November 26, 2007
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The song that children at either YMCA or
natures classroom sing before they measue the amount of leftover scraps they leave,
unfortunatly the lyrics are varied between places.
Joe: Uhg I'm to full, I'm gonna throw this food away.

Mike: NO! do you want our ORT REPORT to be higher that yesterdays group?
by Joeybob2letter August 07, 2009
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The diver who discovered the part of the Netherlands that used to be under water
Thank god for my man Ort Dortman, now we can get high and fuck whores underneath the sea
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