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adj. Of or pertaining to the fixing of the physical placement of boobs. <Orthoboobist: doctor that fixes the placement of boobs.>
Oh my GOD. Did you see how lopsided her boobs are?!!?? She definitely needs to go see an orthoboobic surgeon.

My orthoboobist just fixed the physical placement of my boobs.
by jeeoolaiboi January 27, 2011
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