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An individual you consider to be a "mortal enemy" when you're intoxicated.
Charlie: I fuckin hate that beech. She's my ortal emeny!

Katie: Ya. (unimpressed)
by 6, 7 even January 27, 2009
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May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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