(n.) A wealthy neighborhood or region, named after what its spoiled children see when they spot Orion’s Belt in the sky.

The backyards in Orion's Gucci Belt may smell vaguely of George Bush's breath. It's an urban legend that the people who live in Orion's Gucci Belt root for financial crises and own large birds of prey that steal from the poor.
Person 1: "Wanna go to Chipotle?"
Person 2: "This is not the Rust Belt. This is Orion’s Gucci Belt. We feast at the Cheesecake Factory."
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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A good city with a great High school. Although Lake Orion's Downtown sucks, The high school is fun with great people.
Lake Orion, Michigan is awesome!
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This Michigan high school is full of stuck-up bitches, jocks, rich pussies, and white trash. It's the largest high school in Oakland County but is still over populated with the scum from Pontiac and lower parts of Lake Orion.
If Lake Orion High School got sucked down by a sinkhole, I still wouldn't care about that shit hole.
by klingadingding August 24, 2010
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Lake Orion High School is probably one of the most diverse schools in Michigan ethnically and economicly. As there is kids who’s parents work as white collar CEO’s and managers of big companies and there are kids who’s parents work retail. The Lake Orion High School hosts about 2,600 students and within them you can find anyone from ivy-league bound students, to kids who vape in the bathroom and will end up in jail. Overall the staff at the Lake Orion High School are good and the building is well built and clean. The majority of students are from upper middle class white families. The general population is kind and cares about their education. All in all the Lake Orion High School is one of the best in Michigan and hosts some of the most diverse kids.
Oh you go to the Lake Orion High School ? I hear it’s full of rich people.
Yeah many kids come from money but it is also a very diverse well rounded school.
Sounds cool man.
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Lake Orion High School is a gigantic, well- built school in Michigan about an hour from Detroit. Lake Orion High School has every type of person imaginable, from jocks, to nerds; from jerks to friendly peers. It is the largest school in Oakland County with around 2,600 people so there is something for everyone to be involved in including endless amounts of clubs, sports, and arts programs. LOHS has many sports teams (Football, Track, Volleyball, Hockey) along with a bunch of clubs (Bible Study, Singer/ Songwriter Club, Key Club, and almost anything else imaginable). LOHS also has highly skilled arts programs like Band, Choir, Theater, and many others (Photography, Drawing1, etc..). Not to mention, Lake Orion has excellent teachers (except for a few who have no idea what's going on) that help to keep LOHS at an exceptional level based on academics. Personally, I think Lake Orion is a great high school and I'm happy to call myself a Lake Orion alumni.
Have you ever been to Lake Orion High School? I heard their football team was undefeated a few years ago!
by LOHS Alumni October 09, 2013
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