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A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn eye by drinking brews and having eggs for breakfast. Nothing is more potent than beer farts combined with the forces of egg farts. Use of a clothespin or gas mask may be necessary when enduring a live performance of an orificetra.
All us back in Geek Squad had mad swamp ass from that air conditioner being broken and gas from drinkin beer the night before, we were all tooting from our fart boxes creating music as an Orificetra. We played the brown note sonata which was finished by a solo from the Schocker in high notes from his well tuned corn flute.
by Mattyboyee December 20, 2007
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021