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The act of spewing on a girl's stomach, after which she barks like a sea lion.
Chad Brostein: Dude, I saw that hot chick you left the bar with last night. How was she?

Ty Dudeson: Awesome. She was orfing all night long. I swear, for a second I thought I was 10 years old again at Sea World.
by chsrockets16 May 21, 2011
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The act of gently caressing the scrotum during fellatio.
Nothing’s worse than orfing a guy with a hairy scrot
by Bottomless chair September 09, 2019
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