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When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.
The woman usually dies!
The woman usually dies!
"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."
"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."
"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."
by Jizzongrave22 November 23, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020