Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
2
1. The polar opposite of Chaos.
2. A state of reality in which one's reality is under control. ie. Peace.
3. A command.
2. A state of reality in which one's reality is under control. ie. Peace.
3. A command.
1. Order negates Chaos. Chaos negates Order. Without one, you cannot have the other.
2. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
3. See command.
2. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
3. See command.
by Psydon July 01, 2005
3
Student: Sir have you marked my homework?
Orders teacher: 'stops kicking wall' No I FUCKING HAVEN'T
'head butts desk'
' and kick walls again'
Orders teacher: 'stops kicking wall' No I FUCKING HAVEN'T
'head butts desk'
' and kick walls again'
by Edploof2 March 05, 2019
4
One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.
Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today!
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
5
pupil: sir have u marked my homework ?
Orders: 'stops kicking wall, turns around and head buts desk'
No, I FUCKING haven't!
'goes back to kicking wall'
Orders: 'stops kicking wall, turns around and head buts desk'
No, I FUCKING haven't!
'goes back to kicking wall'
by KSCXIUD March 05, 2019
6
Living your life the way you did before the coronavirus is no matter what warnings, orders, or restrictions are given, people still do everything the way they did before, be it holidays like Christmas, or anything else in life. There is nothing normal about what people are told is a new normal, there never was.
by Solid Mantis December 21, 2020