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Boss: Oh sorry, i dropped my coffee on your shirt.
Person 2: You orchidoclaste!
Boss*thinking* : Oh, he seems so intelligent. I should offer him a rise.
Person 2: You orchidoclaste!
Boss*thinking* : Oh, he seems so intelligent. I should offer him a rise.
by Goutdazote[orsomeoneelse] May 13, 2018
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018