Oratory Prep

A school in Summit, NJ which rather small but easily out does all other private schools in the area. Seton Hall prep can beat Oratory in a few sports but is mostly made up idiots. Delbarton, is a school not even spoken of in Oratory, because they are too low to even think of. The dances thrown by Oratory are famous for their great DJ's and all the sister schools prefer Oratory's dances over Seton Hall's and Delbarton's. If you were accepted into Oratory you are among the finest men in NJ.

P.S. Did i mention that Oratory beat Delbarton AND Seton Hall Prep in Varsity Soccer this year?

Oratory Kid #1: "Hey, are Bob are you going to our Oratory Prep dance tonight?"
Oratory Kid #2:"Of course I am. Oh God, here come some Seton Hall kids and Delbarton kids.
Seton Hall kid:"Hey fags, hows Oraltory?"
Oratory Kids:"Sorry, gotta go get mad biddies at our dance, later scum."

by BDOG2014*** December 4, 2010

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Requirements:
- A student at Oratory Preparatory, a 7- 12 all- boys school in Summit, New Jersey
- Plays at least one sport
- Can get any girl from any of the near all- girls schools (Oak Knoll, Kent Place, MSMA, St. E's, MSDA, Villa)
- Extremely attractive to the aforementioned girls and public school girls too

Delbarton Kid #1: "Oh man, look at that cool kid from oratory hanging out with all those girls. What an oratory bro."
Delbarton Kid #2: "Dude I know. I think I should transfer there."

by THE Oratory Bro April 30, 2009

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Oratory Prep

A small, yet deceptively easy to get into "prep" school in Summit, NJ. Goes along with Gill St. Bernards in the "public school masquerading as a private school" category. Because the student body is made up of boys who have been rejected from Delbarton, Pingry, and even Seton Hall Prep, the students are generally worthless and miserable. Not even fit to be called a JV School, Oratory is notoriously bad at all sports, with the exception of swimming, which, let's be honest, isn't a real sport unless you're Michael Phelps. The students are not particularly bright, thus being rejected from real schools, and are truly not gifted in any way. Oratory kids are also lacking in charm and wit, and if the rare occasion occurs where they try to be cool, utter failure and embarrassment ensues. Often referred to as Oratory Faggotory, the school also has a reputation for it's number of homosexuals. It seems that being less suave keeps the boys from attracting women, and they then turn to each other for intimate companionship. In fact, if there's one thing that Seton Hall Prep and Debarton kids agree on, it's that Oratory is the saddest excuse for a prep school on the planet. Overall, if you end up at Oratory Prep, you would be better off at Summit High School.

Delbarton Kid: It's fun to watch Oratory kids in social situations.
Pingry Kid: I know it's great. They can't play sports for shit either.
Seton Hall Prep Kid: They're not even smart. I feel bad for them.
Oratory Prep Kid: You guys are gay.
Delbarton Kid: I'm sorry, did you say something?

by K.O.D. September 16, 2010

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The Oratory Preparatory School, simply called Oratory by many, is a private, all-boys, catholic high school located between Morristown and Summit, New Jersey. The school is widely considered to “compete” with other boys schools like Delbarton and Seaton Hall Prep, both in sports and in terms of student enrollment. Oratory has a big rivalry with these schools, while, as big as loosing every single sports game could be. Oratory has a reputation of failure when it comes to sports, being outclassed by the jocks at Seaton hall and the rich geeks at Delbarton almost every time. The result is that Oratory’s students become the brunt of many jokes and get little affection from any possible girlfriends. This is such a problem that many students have turned to homosexuality to fulfill there “needs” due to the lack of any pussy to molest or to insert the tiny dicks into. And believe me, if there were female students at oratory there would be a lot of non-consentual (rape) incidents, so we can all pray to God that there aren’t any. Gays have become so numerous at oratory that the names Oral-tory and Oratory-fag-atory have become common. Oratory boys kids day that there special, and that they are becoming true gentleman by going there, this is a lie, kids only go there because they didn’t want to go to a public school. Beacuse in essence, oratory is a boys-only public school for those who want to feel like they are special or above “the common folk”.

Oliver (Delbarton kid): Oh, look its the fag-bag.
Anthony (Oratory kid): Don’t say that slur, I will report you to my coach and your coach! Oratory Prep the best man!
Steven (Seaton hall kid): DoN’t SaY tHaT sLuR!
Oliver: *uses shoelaces to make noose and hanges himself on an exit sigh*

by NJman6969 December 27, 2018

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A school in summit that is full of losers but has some semi-cool kids who get stuck there. most kids are/become insecure and then try to be assholes/ dicks/ douches to people to make themselves look cool but then people realize these kids are just insecure/messed up. the cool kids mostly leave because they realize how the school turns kids into weirdos.

Oratory prep kid 1: lets go make fun of that kid to feel better about ourselves
oratory prep kid 2: lets do it
Oratory prep kid1: your so gay
oratory prep kid 3: wtf?
regular person: why do those kids even try

by idkwtftomakemypsuedopo July 8, 2011

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