The Orange Shower is a specific type of urinary endeavor, similar to the golden shower. Whether done for a sexual thrill or purely out of spite, it involves hiring prostitutes to urinate on a bed used by someone considered to be an enemy or rival. The Orange Shower was first performed by President Donald Trump when he hired Russian prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed that had been previously used by President Barrack Obama.
On a business trip, I recently stayed in a hotel, and I found the bed to be exceptionally comfortable. However, as soon as I found out that my dickface boss had stayed in the same room a year ago, I promptly began planning an Orange Shower.
by Dr. Scroatenstein January 17, 2017