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Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A room in the White House for the President to conduct specific business. Was originally just the Oval Office, but got a little name change after the unfortunately blown-out-of-proportion antics of President Clinton.
VH1: If Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't stop making stupid comments (like: "I think gay marriage should be something between an man and a woman"), then he may find himself stupid enough to start serving our country (like Bush) in the Oral Office.
by la chica fantastica December 21, 2006
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“Good think Hillary is not here in the Oral Office! Hey Monica!”-1995
by Gulfy March 04, 2021
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