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When your gf/wife promises you a bj.
Not fair...we had an oral contract.
by braziliancarwash January 13, 2012
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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