In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"

-2 guys got a bunch of boxes in the trunk of a car-
guy1-oh yeah!! we got it in!!
guy2-that's what he did

-2 gurls trying to put money in a vending machine-
gurl1-ugh it won't go in!
gurl2-that's what he did

-guy puts pencil through sharpener-
guy2 that's what he did

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

pyro: rule 1 of youtube: No one should copy. Its a shameless thing to do and you have no spine......Thats why im stealing this video idea from NFKRZ

*fast forward*
pyro: NFKRZ yoink my thumbnail talking about MrBeast Clones so im just gonna yoink that back ok? Its not stealing if he did it first

Wane- Did he say die or pie?

I like boys. 🤨. Did he stutter

After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!