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The unfortunate event of having your head too far up your ass. Another form of showing extreme ignorance.
That boy just won't learn from his mistakes. He suffers from optirectitis.
by Rabidone1983 October 12, 2017
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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