people who have the swagometer all the way up and are just illmatic
josh colin and phil have optimal swag
by swager6 September 01, 2010
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the opposite of pessimism porn.
meaning people who rather believe in the fairy tales that the outside forces(ie such as God or the gov't) will keep supporting you and you can continue to be ignorant of current consequences.
economy is down the toilet, I still see enough optimism opium addicts.
by wayx3 April 22, 2009
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Thinking everyone you like will also be someone you can trust would be blind optimism, and at some point reality shows somebody that not everybody you like will be someone you also trust.
The charming guy/girl was hard not to like, but after years of being around this guy/girl, the blind optimism that started the relationship (friendship) ended up getting a bit more realistic when one party knew they'd never fully trust the other, attempt after attempt at trusting the other party had shown them that. When life was not a party, the people they liked the most were seldom the ones they could continue to trust.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020
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(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.
"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."
by beeenjammin December 30, 2014
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When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

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Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.
by Ryanatcollege May 15, 2005
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Positive thinking regarding one's immune system especially when one's faced with probable or widespread contagion.
Leo: Are you sure you want to come over for dinner? My sister has chicken pox, my dad has the flu, and I'm still getting over the clap.
Kay: Sure, I'm not worried, I never get sick.
Leo: Wow babe, that's some serious immuno-optimism.
by schulwitz February 15, 2012
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She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.
by zishy August 12, 2014
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