when you accept that you're dead inside

Something that British people have seen as incomprehensible.

"Optimism is the opium of the masses.
Pessimism is the pesticide of society." - Ken Muslimvoic

Happiness for everyday activities.

Teenagers don't have it.

Shaving your asshole before a first date.

Wishful thinking.

the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"