The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education
The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"
"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"
"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"
"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"
"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"
"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole
He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"
by brawadis December 08, 2019
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by Kejej February 26, 2020
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A description of a situation or an action that is surprisingly opposite to what was expected it to be, when in the first place it was supposed to be opposing something.
(Israeli: hafuh al hafuh)
(Israeli: hafuh al hafuh)
We new he was angry & will try to cancel the meeting, but he played it opposite on opposite, to everyone's surprise, and called everyone personally to come to the meeting.
by CstD July 27, 2005
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Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
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That's my opposite twin forever
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Every time someone confronts or opposes my friend lisas view she automatically go into her oppositional defiance disorder mode
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Opposition is rap duo from Scranton PA. They have roots in nu metal and old school hip hop. There biggest nu metal influence is korn. There biggest rap influences are fetty wap and eazy e. Opposition is also a set in nepa. There known for their unique sound and style.
by Nepa boy 2019 July 10, 2019
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