window of opportunity

A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).

1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.

2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.

by Jeffrey Douglas January 27, 2007

opportunity cost

Another way for an economist to say you aren't thinking enough about screwing everybody else over to make more cash.

Sasuke had a net economic loss, considering his opportunity cost of not god-modding himself by the method of ripping out his brother's eyeballs, drilling a hole in his skull so that he could rip out Kakashi's eye too, and challenging the entire Akatsuki organization to a royal rumble melee so that he could proceed to absorb all the tailed beasts and rule the planet. Possibly absorbing the planet too. All before he enrolls at the Ninja Academy.

by Ironchew June 13, 2008

Fan of Opportunity

A person who isn't a fan of a professional sports team, but becomes on when the opportunity arises.

Ryan: Ben wasnt a big Ravens fan until he got a ticket to the skybox for every home game.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.

by JohnnyFleekins September 8, 2005

Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.

I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.

by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005

Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning

"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"

by wiznerd1 January 6, 2010

Opportunity Cost

The collective benefits citizens could be enjoying today IF the Democrats had spent their time legislating instead of temper tampering from 2017 through 2020

The opportunity costs to our urban populations will probably never be completely tallied.

by Grammy44 February 6, 2020

Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008