The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.
Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.
by SmackHead Jones July 08, 2009
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by Fred Riahi June 11, 2006
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The "secret" ingredient to certain brands of malt liqour which makes it so easy to get so messed up on it
by J. April 02, 2003
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Any opiate with the prefix oxy, hydro, etc in front of the name. Valuable because of the fact that they are not metabolized into morphine which makes the standard drug tests test for morphine in the urine. They can however be detected by extended drug tests if opiate use is suspected.
person one: "Dude, you're on probation, you should't take that oc."
person two: "Nah man, oxy's a prefix opiate, it'll be cool."
person two: "Nah man, oxy's a prefix opiate, it'll be cool."
by junkie mann December 04, 2005
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under communism's dictatorial rule of atheism and state opium production flourishes,then they get all of the people really high and then they shoot them all
just for fun i guess
just for fun i guess
by sick fucks them atheists March 07, 2005
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