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Ophiuchus (Pronounced "oh FEE uh cus" -- not "Oh Fuck Us") was added as an official zodiac sign on January 13th 2011. Ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. This zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.
Guy #1:Stupid Ophiuchus!! I was a scorpio.. NOW I'M A LIBRA?
Guy #2: Dude, I don't fucking care.
by rockkrock January 13, 2011
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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not a fucking zodiac sign ophichus is a bitch
zodiac signs)wtf is that shit ophiuchus)I- zodiacs-GET THE FUCK OUT
by smart ass 😌 June 01, 2020
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The Serpent Holder. The thirteenth zodiac sign.

Ophiuchus has been left out because it would be too expensive to add it on, or becasue of precession of the earth.
by carlows July 13, 2008
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Originally a constellation located between Scorpius and Sagittarius and that was recently added as a new zodiacal sign, making it the 13th. The word is now being used as an expletive, reflecting the deep existential upheaval experienced by many who have seem their horoscopic certainties thrown off-kilter.
you go ophiuchus yourself, or ophiuchus me!, or you are full of ophiucus or what the ophiuchus are doing here!
by MikeSoussan January 17, 2011
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The ophiuchus is the new zodiac sign that screwed everyone else’s sign up.
Ophiuchus is new and none of us Like him
by itsfacts9 March 12, 2020
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a zodiac sign that ruined the 12 zodiac signs

it got its own f*cking emoji wtff

why just why was this invented here are the new zodiac signs
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces good night

Ophiuchus you can sleep on the f*cking floor
by idk what to name myself ...... December 07, 2020
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