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Ophiuchus (Pronounced "oh FEE uh cus" -- not "Oh Fuck Us") was added as an official zodiac sign on January 13th 2011. Ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. This zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.
by rockkrock January 13, 2011
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Ophiuchus has been left out because it would be too expensive to add it on, or becasue of precession of the earth.
by carlows July 13, 2008
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Originally a constellation located between Scorpius and Sagittarius and that was recently added as a new zodiacal sign, making it the 13th. The word is now being used as an expletive, reflecting the deep existential upheaval experienced by many who have seem their horoscopic certainties thrown off-kilter.
you go ophiuchus yourself, or ophiuchus me!, or you are full of ophiucus or what the ophiuchus are doing here!
by MikeSoussan January 17, 2011
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a zodiac sign that ruined the 12 zodiac signs
it got its own f*cking emoji wtff
why just why was this invented here are the new zodiac signs
it got its own f*cking emoji wtff
why just why was this invented here are the new zodiac signs
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces good night
Ophiuchus you can sleep on the f*cking floor
Ophiuchus you can sleep on the f*cking floor
by idk what to name myself ...... December 07, 2020