Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. The nastiest RSX owner ever. He has the power of dreams. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Oolong, so if you got a friend named Oolong count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods