The 26th century illuminati

oni is a weird person lol smd

A really nis guy who tries to help his friends, only two of em, but fails eMpicly.

A little bitch you corrects people on their word usage constantly

literlly demon or devil

a somalian who says gorilla warfare

ETA ONIS (or etaonis) is an acronym. It's the order of letters in the English language from most to least used in a word. Useful when cracking polyalphabetic cyphers.