Cambridge is a small-medium sized town Southwest of the GTA.

Its residence consists of mostly scene/emo kids and people who wish they were gangsters. In reality, nothing ever happens in Cambridge that denotes enough reason to be 'emo,' and nothing badass enough happens to be 'gangster.'

Cambridge is split in to three (3) sections.

Galt: Mostly old rich people. You won't find many black people here, unless you go to GCI (a ghetto highschool). It also has a fountain in the downtown that often gets 'soaped.'

Preston: AKA Shit-Cambridge. This is where you go if you're poor, dirty, or a crack dealer. There are rumors that there is a school in Preston, but in reality, no one who's ever even been to Preston is smart enough to have had an education.

Hespeler: This part of Cambridge is the closest to HWY 401, which means it's closest to LEAVING Cambridge, which gives it a distinct advantage over the other two thirds.

A small town of about 50'000 people, along the St. Lawrence river on the border of the USA. Consisting of pregnant teenagers, dead-beat pot head dads to go along with them, and wanna be bloods/crips. The adults are usually retired elderly or hillbillies using the welfare system.

In the summer time people gather around areas such as Lock 19 & The Docks where you can get infections from all the shit Domtar dumped in the St. Lawrence River before they shut down. You'll often see girls "scrapping" (AKA fist-fighting) wearing a worn out sweater from the mall, trashy makeup and jean shorts. If you walk down the street you'll usually see a group of hoodlums on their porch and their girlfriends dressed in a bathing suit top and shorts, smoking pot while listening to Gucci Mane or some other rap artist extremely loud.

Area Code: 613

Population: 50'000+

Nicknames: C-wall, Cornhole.
Sectors: East end/Riverdale/North end

A small town in southern Ontario that is constantly undergoing unnecessary construction that makes the un-renovated side of town look like shit.

Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.

This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.

Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.

A small city between Ottawa and Montreal, population approx. 55,000.

Many young citizens claim to hate, loathe and/or dislike the city. However, they never move or leave. The city itself is beautiful with the St. Lawrence river touching the whole south side; the trees, which are everywhere; the gorgeous churches and the 'low key' aspect of living in a city without living in a city.

The scenery is nice, but just like all cities there are a few places which are in need of updating. But it is not the residents fault, that falls on the 'landlords'.

The schools are above average and are definitely not given enough credit. They help and educate but the stubborn people make that difficult.

The bar scene is almost non existent, which the exception of two nightclubs and some pub/sports bars.

The low class citizens of this prosperous city are arrogant and completely uneducated.

WHY BASH AGAINST A BEAUTIFUL CITY? THE CITY YOU LIVE IN? YOU SHOULD BE PRASING IT AND TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER!

Shame on some of these 'Cornwallites'. The reason why the city is bad, is because of you.

A city in Southwestern Ontario Canada. Home to Ontario's most hoppin' bar scene and the best collection of drunk sluts this side of river. On weekends, great numbers of Americans flock to Windsor to get shittered and make complete asses of themselves, while the respectable Canadian kids beat their asses and fuck their women.

Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.

Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.

Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.

Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....

A large city (actually an amalgamation of 6-9 villages/towns/cities) in southern Ontario, Canada, pop. 400,000+. The city would be wondrously beautiful with its comely skyline, fetching mountain, and broad sweeps of water... except for the giant brown steel district which the city planners rather witlessly ran a "scenic" expressway in front of, so that every passerby sees it. Idiots.

London is a city in Southern Ontario. It is mostly populated by blue-collar, working class people. It does have a small, educated and rich minority who live mostly in the north, near the university or the Hyde Park area. Outsiders think that London a conservative city but in actuality it is very left-wing and socialist. People who offer essential services, like bus drivers, are known to go on strike at a moment's notice when they risk losing their $26/hour salary and lifetime benefits that would rival a civil servant's pension.

London's claims to fame include the University of Western Ontario, lots of trees and a "world class" hospital, though that doesn't change the fact that the emergency room has third world class waiting times.

Places to hang out include Richmond street and its many drinking establishments. There isn't exactly a vibrant night life. Fun is what you make of it.

Safety in London is not really an issue unless you're a drug dealer or a prostitute. Just don't venture into some areas EOA (East of Adelaide) and be careful when in areas like Kipps Lane and the White Oaks if you don't want to come across groups of immigrant kids who like to beat the shit out of people just for the fun of it.

Overall, London is one of those cities that is only worth living in because of you got a nice job or because you have to go to school there. Nobody moves to London because they are attracted to the London lifestyle, if there is such a thing.