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A really bland province in Canada.
Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.
Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.
Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.
Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.
Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
I don't know what to say about Ontario. It's kind of like the mashed potatoes without the gravy.
I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.
Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.
Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.
Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.
Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
by Just don't like lame places August 04, 2009
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Big fish in a small pond...the locals have nothing going for them except for the fact that they're the biggest province in Canada, with Toronto the largest city in the country. But when you compare with the USA, where there's at least a dozen cities larger and cooler than T Dot (yup, those wankers actually call it that), and when you consider the fact that California has more people than Canada...being the largest province of this northern nation isn't that special after all. At least Vancouver's got decent cannabis and 4 ski resorts half an hour from downtown.
And for some reason, Ontarians also have this strange idea that their little Toronto and it's phallic CN tower can compare to New York. Don't ask me why.
Anyway, I went there once and I swear the only reason people are so rude is to pretend that they're in a hurry, like New Yorkers.
And for some reason, Ontarians also have this strange idea that their little Toronto and it's phallic CN tower can compare to New York. Don't ask me why.
Anyway, I went there once and I swear the only reason people are so rude is to pretend that they're in a hurry, like New Yorkers.
Yeah I'm under 21 and live in Buffalo...I drive over the border to Ontario when I'm need of a good beer. Nothing else to see up there though except for niagara falls...haha we've got our own, so screw them Canadians.
by Mike0006 September 04, 2006
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ontario is not just a provence in canada. It also the name of an african-american in spartanburg, south carolina, and some place in california. truthfully no shiting.
ontario wallace aka the man because stan is the man, and stan is the man because ontario wallace is the man.
by ontario wallace June 11, 2008
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Dispite misconceptions of a Canadian Providence, Ontario is actually a small town in Upstate New York settled on the shore of Lake Ontario and divided by RT 104. Home to a Nuclear Power Plant, Wayne Central School District, and Ontario Video and News, Ontario represents the typical rural farming town outside of the Greater Rochester Area.
by Chelsean May 01, 2006
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Ontario AKA the best province, is the largest province of Canada, larger than the other two provinces of Vancouver and Montreal by leaps and bounds. It is nestled comfortably in between Swaziland and Quebec. It's really a boring place and every city gets abbreviated to -dot, like T-dot for Toronto and H-dot for Hamilton.
by Phayte January 01, 2007
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Adjective or descriptive noun, a person place or thing that is stereotypically boring, conformist or drone like
by Reneeforce January 10, 2021