-“Man, this riff is the best part of the song; duh-waneh duh duh, Waneh! Duh duh dub!”
-“Bro I can’t hear shit over the noise of your car. VRUBVRUBVRUBVRUBVRUBVRUB, you hear that too right?”
-“Do you want to come to the mechanic with me so you can onomatopoenunciate the problems with my engine?”

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz