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“Is that Onno !?”
“Yeah I’ve been told his penis is 13 inches long and once was in a 10 person orgy, with 9 girls!”
“Yeah I’ve been told his penis is 13 inches long and once was in a 10 person orgy, with 9 girls!”
by Thatwigga April 12, 2020
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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“Is that onno?”
“Fucking hell his dick is huge.”
“I was told he was in a 10 person orgy with him and 9 other girls!”
“Fucking hell his dick is huge.”
“I was told he was in a 10 person orgy with him and 9 other girls!”
by Thatwigga April 12, 2020
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A nice heterosexual bloke who can bowl but only when mildly intoxicated with alcohol. Sober or drunk his balls end up in the gutter, but between those is a state of bowling averageness. A strike is a rare phenomenon but when it happens its simply baffling.
Who is that mildly intoxicated average bowler?
It must be an Onno, we'll know for sure when his game drops after another few beers.
It must be an Onno, we'll know for sure when his game drops after another few beers.
by Morddrath February 06, 2010
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A Dutch Canadian who plays hockey. He a blond blue haired guy who you think is drunk but is actually sober. From people who just meet him he may seem like a lot to deal with but when you get to know him.. he still a lot to deal with. He is also the life of the party.
by The Peguin July 03, 2018