an extreme expert in quiet, and a chance to get devoured by the great, the big, and the only Shrek.
Woods: We need to do this quietly, Mason
Mason: I am the expert in quiet
Woods: I'm a goddamn onion Mason
Shrek: WELL HELLO THERE!1!11!!!!!!111!
by dank memist December 12, 2020
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When you are in the midst of sexual intercourse, and you slam it in hard enough to hit her 'back wall'. Once that is achieved you may then yell "ONIONS"!
" Oh yeah baby, feel that, uh huh, oh...uh...yeah...ONIONS! "
by Tom & Paul October 28, 2006
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Something that is perfect for you. An act or item that you love or are really good at.
Willo, That chick is your absolute onion!

Thats my onion
by ziley December 04, 2006
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Lando Calrissian: "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You've got some huge onions comin' here, after what you pulled." (feints, laughs) "How you doin', you old pirate? So good to see you!"
by OMGDINOSAURSWOW September 14, 2010
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A term created by Chuck Swirsky, "onions" is when a Toronto Raptor hits a clutch shot in b-ball.
Swirsky "Are you kidding me!? CB4! Onions baby, onions!"
Jack Armstrong "HELLO!"
by Steve Nurse November 04, 2007
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the essential part of quizon's notorious baja chicken
Lady: Hi! What can I get for you?
Hungry Guy: I would like a large baja chick with EXTRA onions!
by MattBizzle November 13, 2008
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A delicious food which if eaten raw with your nose plugged actually tastes just like apple until you unplug your nose. Also a favorite food of most badgers.
Badgers are known to like ONIONS but if you were to offer an onion to a badger who was full, he would probably decline your offer.
by Cornelious Hamburger September 18, 2005
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