an insult the cockney equivelent of a twat.
from the mighty boosh:
vince noir:"he's melted"
The Hitcher:"i ain't meltrd you ONION im over 'ere!

me: (aside) nice one boosh
by eoghan the great June 04, 2007
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“Yeah your the expert in quiet”
“I’m a god damn onion Mason, you should know that”
by Mindseye Development May 15, 2021
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1. Adjective: When a food is overwhelmed with the taste of onion.

2 Adjective: a food contains an enjoyable abundance of onion.
"This sub is extremely onionous!"
by bearjam February 28, 2012
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An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>
by Wise Man November 18, 2003
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term that refers to a hott piece of ass of any age who makes an appearance at fast food restaurants; always of the female persuasion.
dude 1: "man, did you see that onion?"
dude 2: "was she a blooming onion?"
by inlovewithlaugh January 14, 2011
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The best friend a group could ask for. Comforted me during a surgery. Very thique and generous with his locks of fur, as he donated some fur to another friend in need. Besides a fashionable scarf is completely naked. Great cuddler and could be a model but chooses to sit on the floor instead. Bed hog as he takes up all the space as his thique levels are maxed out! Beautiful brown eyes that look into your soul for love. His fur is of a sandy blonde color. Hobbies are unknown but he likes watching movies and his favorite show is my strange addictions.
Eva: Wow who is that babe doing the splits over there watching My Strange Addictions?
Christianna: Dats Onion Heather's roommate.
Heather: he's my security guard and he watches me sleep!!! I love him!
by Onionlover July 04, 2018
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