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A person that on the shell looks simpleton, yet possess great acumen and demonstrate resilience and fortitude. This person can be known for having a great sense of humor and can discern what really is important in life.
‘I never thought that he will ever make it after this one, but he is such an onell that he has come out unscathed and laughing about it’
by Ihavetherightstuff August 24, 2011
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Commonly a person that is a scared of pretty much everything. Usually known for hiding behind trees, and pissbolting at any sign of trouble.
Also see: Safety Boy
Also see: Safety Boy
"Dude, Beenz hasnt been out for like 2 months, he's becoming such an Onell"
"Come on dude, don't be such an onell"
"Come on dude, don't be such an onell"
by Julz69 July 14, 2006
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He is a lying ass boyfriend but is very sexcay . He caress very much for you and what’s going in your head. But gives up easily be ware his head is shaped like a carrot. He Mayo Hurt you but will try and urn your lobe back
by Ryleeyyyyy December 05, 2019