Friend: "Yo you down to reach the bar tonight?"
Me: "Nah man, I got work tomorrow"
Friend:"Bro just have a one-two drink"
Me: "Aiight"

Friend: "You still banging your ex?!"
Me: "Nah bro it was just a one-two"

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

i had to drop a deuce, but all the crappers were taken. i had to drop a onetwo in there. its gonna be hell cleanin that shit up.