by WULULULULULULULULU June 17, 2017
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Person A: I don't think I did to well on this test!
Person B: Well, at least you studied. I didn't even know we had a test today.
Person A: Why are you always trying to one down me, let me have my moment.
Person B: Well, at least you studied. I didn't even know we had a test today.
Person A: Why are you always trying to one down me, let me have my moment.
by aly_xandra April 26, 2007
by Rdurbin September 05, 2005
AN INDIVIDUAL FROM THIS ESTABLISHED GROUP OF OURS HAS SEEMINGLY LEFT THE CONVERSATION, AND VOICE CHANNEL WE ARE CURRENTLY IN, THUS RENDERING THEM ''DOWN" IN THE SENSE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN 'SHOT DOWN' OR, EXCLUDED FROM THE ACTIVITY WE HAVE PREVIOUSLY BEEN MENTIONED TO BE PARTICIPATING IN - AS A SOLDIER IS 'SHOT DOWN' DURING WAR, RENDERING THEM EXCLUDED FROM THE ACTIVITY - OF WAR - THEY HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED TO BE PARTICIPATING IN
by SomeoneWhoIsAliveUnfortunately September 28, 2018
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

