"Might even go one percent and order some bacon cheese fries to start with!"

"Damn Todd, nice scarf...is that cashmiere?"
Todd: "You know that's right...1% baby!"

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow