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5 gay guys pretending to be straight. Often sings in high pitched voices and songs that make you want to throw up run away to Israel only to find they play that song there too.
by Sadiethaskank November 03, 2013
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A typical boy band that lacks any creative beats or interesting lyrics. They just sing about anything having to do with women. Teenage girls love them because they are "Hot", but if you ask them they'll say they like their "music". Truth is, if any of the five metro-sexual members had any facial scars, or were the least bit fat, None of the so called "fans" would listen to them.
Fan 1, "OMGZZZZ DID YOU HEAR THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG?!?!?!
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
by CynicalTeenager March 04, 2012
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A British boy band that is generally considered by teenage girls throughout the world to be the greatest thing since the Jonas Brothers, and by guys and/or people with good taste to be the most obnoxious thing since the Big Time Rush. Would like to be considered the new Beatles, but unfortunately lack necessary abilities such as singing, songwriting, and talent in general. Founded by Simon Cowell, also known as "That Asshole Singing Judge Guy" on The X Factor, also known as "That Singing Show- No, Not The One With The Maroon 5 Guy, The Other One- No, The Other One. Other Other One."
Examples: Every song ever released by One Direction, in the history of ever. Which translates to something like two or three albums or something, I don't even care. They'll be gone by the time Star Wars VII comes out.
by NCC-1701 December 22, 2012
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Another unoriginal boy band that will not exist in a few years. The said girls that enjoy this music listen to it with their eyes not their ears. It attracts the ears of the lesser intelligence.
One Direction Fangirl: ISN"T ONE DIRECTION SOO HAWT! THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER
Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.
Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.
by Zoso April 23, 2012
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Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"
Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'
Smart dude: Get a life they suck
Smart dude: Get a life they suck
by HatersMakeMeFamous June 01, 2014
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Some ugly gay boy "band" One Direction. That has a lot less talent then Mindless Behavior. If you like them, you DO have a mental disease.
There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.
There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.
"I just listened to One Direction and I am clawing at my ears"
"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"
"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"
by Mindless as fuck August 18, 2012