to masturbate.
Can be used as a noun or verb.
Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.
Can be used as a noun or verb.
Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.
"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"
"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"
Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"
"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"
Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"
by reddan69 January 21, 2012
by Badboyx May 20, 2015
by Shadow24 December 30, 2016
A Song from Dixie D'amelio, a girl who got famous because of her sister. It's one of the most basic white girl songs on the planet and has terrible auto-tune
by v0lts January 09, 2021
by JDub555 April 14, 2016
People say that everyone is their day one. Well fix urself cuz u got it wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since birth or for several years.
Man 1: yo I got so many day ones dude like their everyone.
Man 2: nah dude, Olivia and Isabella are day ones they've literally been best friends since kindergarten. So no you gotta fix urself.
Man 2: nah dude, Olivia and Isabella are day ones they've literally been best friends since kindergarten. So no you gotta fix urself.
by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 05, 2019