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When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.
Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive
by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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