Mrs. Smookoms- oh my god one direction is so awesome
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber
by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 12, 2013
When you fuck a virgin to the hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" by the British boyband One Direction.
by Nancy_Grace March 20, 2015
I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.
by 1234567890abcdefghij July 29, 2020
Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
by JLB555555 March 16, 2012
A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
by HirdysPregnantNanny June 26, 2017
When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.
I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.
by Instaburn June 14, 2014
by rentedjayhawk January 10, 2018