A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.
Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."
by Stu + Amy March 14, 2011
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He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!
The Tim-tim is a real pimp
by not me May 10, 2003
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"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".

Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.
Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.
by chrisy June 24, 2004
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1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.

2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.
Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.
by mortensent April 15, 2005
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Tim is an amazing, perfert, and a guy you can trust. He makes you happy when you are sad. Even if he lives another state away. He might not have been the first time but he has proven that he has changed. I hope that he doesnt give up on trying for what he really wants. I want to give him another chance down the road but we will see what happens. I love tim with all my heart still and i just want him to know that. He has everything that a girl could ask for in a guy. He brightens up your day with just his voice
Tim:hi
Me:ILOVEYOU
by Rissycakes March 08, 2011
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