Urban Dictionary: On the wood

A slang term used in the South for unpotent, normal, weed; or "schwag" if you may.

"Man that was some fuckin wood. I dont even think i got high."

by THE WILSONATOR January 31, 2007

When an album fails to sell enough copies to become certified Gold or Platinum (or Silver where it applies).

That new 50 cent cd is commercial garbage, if America had any taste, it would go wood.

by c4c4c4 July 05, 2006

A mexican jumped up from the shadows and told me there were no wood beds available.

by Reb Richard August 13, 2006

Slang for a genitailia

William said to Sally "Suck my wood!" and Sally ran away crying

by HomeyG-Funk April 25, 2003

Something you can stick in, or play with fondly. Sometimes a pain in the ass in the morning, but alyssa really loves it.

by Yesbbay June 04, 2016

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021