by Lay<3 November 21, 2017
Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same tortilla which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the tortilla must roll it up like a burrito and consume it, thus eating a burrito which is soggy because of everyones semen
by DefineMyMom.com November 13, 2014
by poop-dick jr. June 29, 2011
when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)
and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.
commonly known as G&T
and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.
commonly known as G&T
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*
The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*
The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
by DoorKnobKnock May 10, 2011
When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
by Duke 0f York October 16, 2008