(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.
Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".
by Nikki Stixx September 12, 2020
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Lame or old fashioned. Not cool, popular or trending.
“Those shoes are shelf, no one is wearing them anymore.”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”
by Da Dubs December 03, 2020
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It would be so shelf to stay home Friday night after I told everyone I had plans.
by Wordgirl333 December 03, 2020
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Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!
by CHOPPAMAMA December 03, 2020
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To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.
'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'
by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008
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